RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm Visits Weekend Update
“RFK’s body was a worm’s paradise, okay? Not a single drop of vaccine in sight”
Following a week dominated by resurfaced revelations about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain worm, the parasite itself made a guest appearance during Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update.
The worm — played by Sarah Sherman — first talked about what drew it to RFK Jr.’s brain. “Look at this guy, what worm wouldn’t love this? He looks like a pack of chicken thighs got left out in the sun,” it said. “Then check out his face: He looks like someone left Bruce Springsteen in the microwave for too long.”
The worm added, “RFK’s body was a worm’s paradise, okay? Not a single drop of vaccine in sight. My whole parasite posse hung out in there.”
RFK’s brain worm then proclaimed themselves the first organism to endorse him for president, but Weekend Update host Colin Jost informs them that Kevin Spacey already endorsed RFK Jr. “I was in that guy’s brain too,” the worm says of the actor. “I ate the part that understood the word ‘No.’”
The brain worm ended its visit by lobbying RFK Jr. for reentry into his skull. “I miss you. I miss your body. I miss that beef jerky face,” it said. “I want you back.”
Earlier in the segment, the Weekend Update crew talked about Stormy Daniels’ testimony at the Trump trial, the abrupt cancellation of Rudy Giuliani’s radio show and, of course, the parasitic brain worm:
