How Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Keep Pulling Off the Impossible

“What I do and who I am are two different things and, to me, it was always really important to keep those things separate,” Kunis explained her nonexistent social media footprint to Australia’s Daily Telegraph. ”I don’t want people thinking they know me to the point where they feel comfortable coming in my house without being invited. For security reasons, it just wasn’t worth it. I’d rather have my privacy over anything.”

She also highlighted another reason why she and Kutcher are one of those couples that look like they’d be fun to have a beer with—an early beer, so everyone can be back home in time to tuck the kids in.

“Clearly I’m the funny one, let’s be honest,” she teased. “I will say he makes me laugh every day. Sixty years from now, when we’re in our rocking chairs and I’m wearing a muumuu, I hope he’s still around and I’m still giggling, because the greatest gift you can give is making each other laugh.”

Sounds like a couple who won’t think they’re too cool for the early bird special at the corner café.

(Originally published March 29, 2017, at 3 a.m. PT)